Funny translations

I follow the clinic that helped me get my little darlings and the text in their posts is never in any language I can understand, only the local language, which is quite tricky for me who is only familiar with some of the most common European languages.

When I use the translator, I always get something funny because the difference between that language and Swedish is considerable.

“(Untranslated word) children born with artificial fertilizer are born to be born.” (Yes!)

“Children who show up with play aren’t any different from hard children.”

Finally, their slogan, it seems: “We take care of your health and your fruit!”

I’m wondering if maybe my son is a banana (or a dragonfruit?) and my daughter an apple? (or maybe a Pepper?) LOL.